A Merely Merrie Christmas Story: A Shakespearean Holiday Parody

The True Original, Wonted, One-Hundred-Fold, Sanguine-Faced, Lusty, All-Shakespearean Yuletide.

'Tis the Year of Our Lord 1640, when the noble youth Ralph Parker conspireth to say unto to his sire, his schoolmaster, and e’en to Saint Nicholas himself: “Yea, verily–a Red Romeo Ten-Score Thrust Rapier retains that dear perfection which it owes as a Yuletide gift…"

Join local Shakespeare company Merely Player for a ridiculous Shakespearean send-up of the popular holiday classic, A Christmas Story. A leg torch? Check. A bunny suit? Check. A...severed head? Well, it is Shakespeare, after all. Start your Christmas season in the Merriest way possible!

Rated: PG for slapstick violence and scurrilous Shakespearean swears.

Schedule

  • November 28, 29 at 7:30 p.m.
  • November 29, 30 at 2:30 p.m.

Tickets are $17. Learn more and buy tickets at Majestic.org.


The Majestic Theatre, in Corvallis, Oregon - The front entrance of the Majestic Theatre, showcasing their new marquee
Starts: November 28, 2025

Occurs:
11/28/2025 - 7:30pm
11/29/2025 - 2:30pm & 7:30pm
11/30/2025 - 2:30pm
Times: See description.

Admission: $17

Location: Majestic Theatre
115 SW 2nd Street, Corvallis, OR 97330

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